Hello blackWorm and X and Pat and broomhead
Saturday, May 08, 2004
>>pictures didn't load...
fore mee eethur.
>>Susanna looks
like an Ortega already.
>>It's nice how everything is connected.
My butt is connected to my mouth. Charry did a great torus-kid statue where you could see all the way through from the mouth to the butt, remember? If I was the antichrist I would walk up to Prince at one of his Comeback concerts and whisper in his ear, "You have 30 seconds to lick your own anus clean... or go to hell forever."
>>flirting with my friend?
Me?
>>informal sewing business on eBay
I just thought of another cure for the inability to fly: weave feathers together into wings. Feathers are already helices, they would fit right into grid formation and lock there. I bet you a million doll hairs that aboriginal Americans figured this out a long time ago. Has anyone ever seen that Pink Floyd video called learning to fly?
>>My brother's going to convert to Catholicism
Tell him not to accept the communion into his mouth and roll it into a little dry ball with his tounge and wait till he gets outside and then spit it on the ground, because it might start spouting gouts of blood or blow up like a little atom bomb. And make sure he knows that if he sees two metal racks with thousands of candles and one of them has almost all of the candles pointing straight down, then that is the one under which the Virgin Mary opened up hell so the little children could see in.
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Cherry:
Congratulations to your brother and to you on your new older sister and another famous musician in the family. I bet that makes Mom and Dad happy.
>>president.
My favorite presidential quote comes from Sam Worthen:
"Hmm, yeah, president. I was president... of the bathroom... once."
>>hair
May I weave wings from your hair? I've been learning to knit using leather straps. If you tie a string of knots the right way they make a helix. Wings could be knit by making alot of helces that have helices coming off them. Feathers are helices with helices coming off of their helices (barbs, barbules, etc.)
If you made a long floppy feather like this out of carbon nano tubes, it would adapt between your body and the air and be a sword that would work at any distance and be as precise as you wanted. Super weapons.
I am forming a Library think tank this summer to come up with a list of suggestions for alternative learning experiences in Library Skule. I will have to study your organiztion's website. It sounds very interesting. Lately, since I am working with my advisor to put together a disabilities exam that I can pass, I am thinking of schizophrenic thinking as on equal grounding with "normal" thinking. I mean there must be some win-win situation, right? I think those guys in the insane asylum really are Napolean, it's not just that they think that they are. We've got to come up with a new kind of system where the Napoleans and the presidents of Zcorp can work together as equals.
Blackworm, you are the coolest person in the world, except for Cherry, well except for Cherry and Xuan, actually would you all mind sharing that title? But for right now in my head when I think about you being a teacher and ontop of it all, an ASTRONOMY teacher, I just have to say that although Cherry and Xuan may be the coolest people in the world, you are the coolest person in the world, !!!!
Actually I didn't know what TP meant until realatively recently, so I'm not sure if I got slack for it but didn't notice. But I did suffer from name-hate until I was 38 or so. "Patrick Timony" is not exactly the kind of name that someone yells out across the lunch room just to hear the sound of their own voice. Those guys always become Baseball players. Have you ever heard of a Baseball player with a name like Patrick Timony? It would never happen. "Bob Dubilina". "Mr. Dubilina, Mr. Bob Dubilina." While the "Max's" and "Joey's" were flying through the lunch room I was trying as hard as I could to hide my name at the bottom of my throat as some hot 7 year old chick or some embarassing teacher was saying "Excuse me? I can't hear you, what's your name?"
It was kind of fun to have you give me slack for it though. Wana do it again? I would never break up with you for not shaving. I would knit wings out of your hair.
I swing a living by being really friendly with my parents and masturbating vigorously every night before I go to sleep. Oops cat's out of the bag. I would love to teach one day, school that is. I work 15 hours in a computer lab and 10 hours cataloging but mostly I just surf the internet and come up with crazy inventions. I am becoming a "disabilities" specialist at my school because I have the disability to pass my comps without going off on tangents that none of the teachers are willing to admit to eachother that they understand.
Whenever I see a picture of the continent of Antarctica I think, "Bloop!" It has something to do with that dog poop-like tail.
Xuan, thanks for the Jung link, it was great to read and is giving me lots of ideas. Just tonight Lisa was talking about Collective Intelligence as opposed to Collective unconscious. I think we will develop a way of making collective decisions that will be similar to a chorus of people playing the digereedoo and reacting to eachothers harmonics.
When Cherry and I worked at Zcorp she was the fairy princess, Bobby was the Knave, Jim the Magician, Dave the Knight in shining armor, and myself, the convict, in my bomb lab dungeion. I just made "Scratching Post" up but a "Frog" would be the frog that turned into a prince from the children's tale, if you kiss it. Would you care to kiss the frog? It's like gambling, you never know when its going to turn into a prince, but you have to kiss a lot of frogs or you wont know for sure.
